HAPPY FIRST BIRTHDAY!!!!!

ok, so ya'll have prolly been wondering where i've been and what has had me so preoccupied....well, my beautiful baby has turned ONE YEAR OLD!!!! she just had her fabulous party and we celebrated from saturday to tuesday (the actual birthdate). WHEW!!!! momma is exhausted, but it was all worth it for my baby girl. so HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, PRINCESS!!!!!












yes, that was her cake!

now back to my regularly scheduled craziness.......

OK, Ya'll Got It Twisted!!!

ok, so i haven't posted in a hot minute, but this right here got a crackie HEATED!!!

Anonymous said...

retarded, fake , whore , fugly c** dripping p**** eating b**** that is who kimora is.....

November 14, 2007 1:42 PM

Anonymous said...

mean, a bitch from hell and tacky, tacky ,tacky
yes she has money but she will always look like a cheap filthy WHORE!!!

anonymous cowards get absolutely NO love and NO respect on this here blog. if you have something to say, you're gonna have to have some type of identity here, and you STILL might get deleted. i will not allow malicious comments to be posted about other commenters OR the subjects of my blog. jokes are one thing, observations and opinion is another. but evil, vulgar and vicious behavior is something totally different. i mean, aren't we adults here?

SO GET A LIFE OR GET SOME NERVES, but most importantly, have some respect. what we do here is all in fun, but vicious statements and attacks will NOT be tolerated. MAMA DON'T PLAY THAT! so take your cowardly lion @zz on somewhere else......

Tagged, I've Been...

FIRST, let me say that i know i have been soooooo lax in my post schedule....BUT my computer is from hell and is a habitual crack smoker as well, so this heifer hasn't been the most dependable thing as of late. also, i have been suuuuuper busy planning my baby's 1st birthday extravaganza. yes, it will be an EXTRAVAGANZA, nuff said


so my lovely cousin ELLE has tagged me and i shall do my part here...

A). Link to the person that tagged you and post the rules on your blog...
B). Share 7 random and/or weird facts about yourself...
C). Tag 7 random people at the end of your post and include links to their blogs...
D). Let each person know that they've been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.


THE CRACKTASTIC ANSWERS:

1. i like to bite my toenails


2. i have a wig named "hot ho stroll"

3. i have a gold crown on my third right molar...i used to want a gold cap in the front with a dollar sign in it, but where i used to live, like, er'body had one, so i didn't feel original



4. i like to put chili powder on EVERYTHING!




5. my middle name is (don't laugh!) LaRaybia (reminds you of labia, doesn't it)

6. i LOVE to wear legwarmers in the summer

7. i once stood on a corner wearing a bathing suit and a sign that read "THE END IS NEAR" and threw condoms at cars for 1 hour (trying to get them in the windows that were rolled down)




ok, lemme stop....

THE FOR REAL ANSWERS:

1. i have ocd

2. i laugh at people when they fall, no matter how old, young, hurt they are (i'm terrible, i know)
3. i attract really insecure people


4. i was a closet ciggie smoker in college (complete with three hidden cover-up stashes hidden in my room, my car and my purse to hide the scent, which was hand sanitizer, aerosol spray, listerine, toothbrush and toothpaste-travel size of course, gum, mints, body spray and lip gloss)
5. i can cook really well, but am often to lazy to actually do it

6. i am mesmerized by big boi from outkast's pretty veneers

7. i still want to be a supermodel, even tho i'm fat & old


i'm not taggin anyone cuz i don't really have anyone to tag that hasn't done this already, so if you stumble upon this and want to tag yourself via ME, hey...do your thang!

P.S. my regularly scheduled posts will resume super soon..........