NEARER MY GOD TO THEE!!!
the drama that went on up and thru there was of crackish proportions...i mean, between britney spears' half-dead performance and the kid rock/tommy lee smackfest, along with kanye's outburst and jamie foxx's erratic intro...i was just in awe!
and i thought I HAD dropped the ball when i peformed like this....
but girlfriend has me beat...oh yes, i'm talking about that "britney comeback," and if you saw even a smidgen of it, then you know that homeslice needs to throw in the towel. i mean, what WASN'T wrong with that mess of a performance? and what happened to the whole disappearance act she was supposedly planning to do with the mindfreak himself, criss angel? and WHY OH WHY, did she have on those shiny drawls and bra knowing she still has a beer gut? UGH!! all of the promo and build-up they did for her and she could barely lip-synch to that song. not to mention, her weave was about 3.7 shades bleachier than her roots...it looked like my cat got ahold to that head. me thinks she should go hole up with la lohan in her crack hideout. brit buried her shred of a career comeback with that mess....boo-hoo-hoo, gimme NO more!
now, i could barely control my laughter when it was announced that kid rock straight pimp-slapped tommy lee. was it about the tongue swallowing pammie did with tommy? regardless, what i want to know is...what man slaps another man? backhand at that!! HA HA HA HA!!!!!! but then again, kid rock looks like he's overseen a few lady-of-the-evening transactions if you ask me,
the drama that went on up and thru there was of crackish proportions...i mean, between britney spears' half-dead performance and the kid rock/tommy lee smackfest, along with kanye's outburst and jamie foxx's erratic intro...i was just in awe!
and i thought I HAD dropped the ball when i peformed like this....
but girlfriend has me beat...oh yes, i'm talking about that "britney comeback," and if you saw even a smidgen of it, then you know that homeslice needs to throw in the towel. i mean, what WASN'T wrong with that mess of a performance? and what happened to the whole disappearance act she was supposedly planning to do with the mindfreak himself, criss angel? and WHY OH WHY, did she have on those shiny drawls and bra knowing she still has a beer gut? UGH!! all of the promo and build-up they did for her and she could barely lip-synch to that song. not to mention, her weave was about 3.7 shades bleachier than her roots...it looked like my cat got ahold to that head. me thinks she should go hole up with la lohan in her crack hideout. brit buried her shred of a career comeback with that mess....boo-hoo-hoo, gimme NO more!
now, i could barely control my laughter when it was announced that kid rock straight pimp-slapped tommy lee. was it about the tongue swallowing pammie did with tommy? regardless, what i want to know is...what man slaps another man? backhand at that!! HA HA HA HA!!!!!! but then again, kid rock looks like he's overseen a few lady-of-the-evening transactions if you ask me,
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lmao @ that last pic!! her daddy is way more pissed over that than the tape! lmao!! i didn't see it but as usual... looks like i missed nothing.
You went to the wrong crack house a fix this weekend. You had high expectations for the VMAs?
Poor Britney! She's not ready. I saw the :45 second clip they had posted on yahoo and my cringed for her. She looked like she had stage fright. That's the worst feeling/experience in the world if it's ever happened to you.
OH MY FREAKIN GAWD..IM ADDICTED TO YOU!
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