NEARER MY GOD TO THEE!!!
the drama that went on up and thru there was of crackish proportions...i mean, between britney spears' half-dead performance and the kid rock/tommy lee smackfest, along with kanye's outburst and jamie foxx's erratic intro...i was just in awe!
and i thought I HAD dropped the ball when i peformed like this....
but girlfriend has me beat...oh yes, i'm talking about that "britney comeback," and if you saw even a smidgen of it, then you know that homeslice needs to throw in the towel. i mean, what WASN'T wrong with that mess of a performance? and what happened to the whole disappearance act she was supposedly planning to do with the mindfreak himself, criss angel? and WHY OH WHY, did she have on those shiny drawls and bra knowing she still has a beer gut? UGH!! all of the promo and build-up they did for her and she could barely lip-synch to that song. not to mention, her weave was about 3.7 shades bleachier than her roots...it looked like my cat got ahold to that head. me thinks she should go hole up with la lohan in her crack hideout. brit buried her shred of a career comeback with that mess....boo-hoo-hoo, gimme NO more!
now, i could barely control my laughter when it was announced that kid rock straight pimp-slapped tommy lee. was it about the tongue swallowing pammie did with tommy? regardless, what i want to know is...what man slaps another man? backhand at that!! HA HA HA HA!!!!!! but then again, kid rock looks like he's overseen a few lady-of-the-evening transactions if you ask me,
so kanye is never gonna do mtv again? well, can i blame him? no, not really. i mean, yes, he's outspoken, annoying, and on his own sack, but i kinda feel where he's coming from....britney has been nowhere, producing a whole bunch of nothing (except for drama) and then in a matter of days she can take top spot to showcase her (used to be) skills. kanye's song truly is #1 in the country, so i DO feel like he would have been better as an opening, especially if he had pulled a "Screamfest" and had lots of surprise guests. then nelly furtado, justin and timbaland closed. ok, WTF!?!?! it seemed like the song went off before they were ready for it to. and that song is old now (even tho i still like it). neither opening nor closing acts were BANGIN' so i can ride with kanye on this one.
jamie foxx was clearly on that oooh-wee when he came out on stage just talking to audience members and dropping those shameless plugs over and over. he never even tried to read from the prompter. i know he was still amped from the fight, but geez, he was straight childish looking with all that face making and loud talking...BOOOOOOOO!!!!
this was no doubt THE WORST VMA's EVER!!! and whoever thought to have separate performance suites should be slapped by kid rock as well....
the drama that went on up and thru there was of crackish proportions...i mean, between britney spears' half-dead performance and the kid rock/tommy lee smackfest, along with kanye's outburst and jamie foxx's erratic intro...i was just in awe!
and i thought I HAD dropped the ball when i peformed like this....
but girlfriend has me beat...oh yes, i'm talking about that "britney comeback," and if you saw even a smidgen of it, then you know that homeslice needs to throw in the towel. i mean, what WASN'T wrong with that mess of a performance? and what happened to the whole disappearance act she was supposedly planning to do with the mindfreak himself, criss angel? and WHY OH WHY, did she have on those shiny drawls and bra knowing she still has a beer gut? UGH!! all of the promo and build-up they did for her and she could barely lip-synch to that song. not to mention, her weave was about 3.7 shades bleachier than her roots...it looked like my cat got ahold to that head. me thinks she should go hole up with la lohan in her crack hideout. brit buried her shred of a career comeback with that mess....boo-hoo-hoo, gimme NO more!
now, i could barely control my laughter when it was announced that kid rock straight pimp-slapped tommy lee. was it about the tongue swallowing pammie did with tommy? regardless, what i want to know is...what man slaps another man? backhand at that!! HA HA HA HA!!!!!! but then again, kid rock looks like he's overseen a few lady-of-the-evening transactions if you ask me,
so kanye is never gonna do mtv again? well, can i blame him? no, not really. i mean, yes, he's outspoken, annoying, and on his own sack, but i kinda feel where he's coming from....britney has been nowhere, producing a whole bunch of nothing (except for drama) and then in a matter of days she can take top spot to showcase her (used to be) skills. kanye's song truly is #1 in the country, so i DO feel like he would have been better as an opening, especially if he had pulled a "Screamfest" and had lots of surprise guests. then nelly furtado, justin and timbaland closed. ok, WTF!?!?! it seemed like the song went off before they were ready for it to. and that song is old now (even tho i still like it). neither opening nor closing acts were BANGIN' so i can ride with kanye on this one.
jamie foxx was clearly on that oooh-wee when he came out on stage just talking to audience members and dropping those shameless plugs over and over. he never even tried to read from the prompter. i know he was still amped from the fight, but geez, he was straight childish looking with all that face making and loud talking...BOOOOOOOO!!!!
this was no doubt THE WORST VMA's EVER!!! and whoever thought to have separate performance suites should be slapped by kid rock as well....
p.s. what in the fever blister, cootie-ridden, crusty, crackled, diseased heck is going on in this pic? 
...i'm off to rehab!
...i'm off to rehab!
3 comments:
lmao @ that last pic!! her daddy is way more pissed over that than the tape! lmao!! i didn't see it but as usual... looks like i missed nothing.
You went to the wrong crack house a fix this weekend. You had high expectations for the VMAs?
Poor Britney! She's not ready. I saw the :45 second clip they had posted on yahoo and my cringed for her. She looked like she had stage fright. That's the worst feeling/experience in the world if it's ever happened to you.
OH MY FREAKIN GAWD..IM ADDICTED TO YOU!
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