Thursday, October 11, 2007

La Pregante Scringing on Letterman

ya know, i've always resented j.lo for having a successful career in the singing/scringing industry. i mean, that ish pisses me off. nonetheless, she keeps churning out the hits (and misses) with her pregnant bootay.

but lawd, why are people still allowing her to perform? LIVE!?!?!? she needs to be sipping some tea and putting her feet up...and i do not say that just because she's preggers. she needs to do that so that the public's ears can stop being assaulted by her strains and screeches. nonetheless, she took to letterman, wearing yet another shapeless frock. hold onto your hooker boots while you watch........




i love how she asked the crowd to wave their hands and told them "it's alright" as if they needed coaxing and coddling. maybe...they...just...weren't...feeling...it

j.lo, save that voice for your fetuses. maybe they'll appreciate you tearing up their lullabyes...

4 comments:

CHA CHA said...

Dead on arrival..,....I want you to stop killing me..LMAO, you are crazy

Jameil said...

that's actually not the worst i've heard her sound. remember that duet w/marc anthony?? HORRIFIC!! that screeching will haunt my nightmares for the rest of my life. still, she should indeed never be allowed to sing in public again.

Adei von K said...

she is horrible. i like to look at her when she gets jazzy for golden globes or something but pleeeeease don't let her sing!!! I'd rather hear britney sing than j-lo cause i think j-lo really thinks she can sing!

Adei von K said...

just watched the clip against my better judgement. jameil is right, this isn't the worst i've heard from her. and does she think she's slick with the moo-moo on? just stay home and make it 3 months preg with your old self...