Monday, October 15, 2007

Top Chef: Young, Dumb & Full of Hung...






ok, ok...you're right! i have shucked, jived, tossed and turned and i really was trying to just block the finale of top chef out of my mind. i mean, it was no surprise that hung won...but i really just felt so listless afterward. plus, my heart is still laden with anguish and despair because of tre (le sigh)


love don't live here anymore.....


but for real, this season's finale was rather interesting. the fact that dale sashayed his way into the top three after numerous disasters that he called "meals" had my stomach in knots. casey always bored me to tears and hung was a no brainer. nonetheless, during the finale, typically kicked off chefs come back to help the remaining chefs. most times, there are a few and some get chosen while the others get booted yet again (sniggle). well, this time casey, hung and dale were given sous chefs that are famous in the cheftastic world...rocco dispirito, michelle bernstein and todd english. they could barely contain themselves, but while they were pulsating in their chef pants, a twist was thrown in, they had to add a dish to their already established 3-course meal.


enter twist # 2, booted off contestants were, in fact, coming back to help...but there's only three of them meaning that the chefs couldn't pick and choose. everyone would get someone whether they liked them or not...and my personal lover-lover howie was one of them. of course, dale started foaming at the mouth and panicking like a little poodle. casey was, um...boring. hung was hung...fast and overconfident.


long story short, casey pretty much gave up and her dishes sucked. dale was hot and cold with some good and some bad dishes. hung delivered except for when it came to his added dish and he made a molten chocolate cake....yeah, a molten chocolate cake like the one you can get at chili's or applebee's. hmph.




moving on, when it came time for the judges to chit chat with the contestants, casey should have just laid down on the floor and taken a nap. that's how much she looked like she didn't want to be there. she made excuse after excuse and gave howie the credit for the dish the judges liked best.




all in all, hung won....yum yum dim sum




all i want to know is if gail is preggers because if not, then she needs a girdle on. and maybe a fake padded booty-LOL!




and WHAT WACKO went and got a top chef 3 tattoo? nevermind, i don't even want to know...

4 comments:

Jameil said...

is that a calf??? no and unacceptable are the words you're looking for here. i bet its dale or the lesbian... tho i'm not sure why she would get a tatt when she was on for such a short time i can't even remember her name.

le grande sigh!! hung was the only one left i would've possibly wanted to win. the thought of dale... i can't even say it. no. no. NO!! casey... like you said, boring, go sit down. i LOVED the rocco dispirito twist and not just because he's sexy. that was so cool that they got to work w/those people.

Elle said...

Joey, the other meathead besides Howie, got the tattoo. And yup that's his calf. Can you believe Casey got fan favorite? Blah. This season was a bummer. Can't wait for Project Runway!

Park Avenue said...

I stopped watching after Tre was kicked off. I had a feeling Hung was going to win, though. Casy won fan favorite?! She was my least favorite. Like Elle, I can't wait for "Project Runway" I also loved "Top Design!"

CHA CHA said...

LMAO young dumb abd full of HUNG..Im cryin here