Thursday, October 4, 2007

Tim Gunn Strike

ok, so i know i have yet to recap tim gunn's show...so i'll be honest. i haven't said a word about it because of this....









ok, lemme stop! but she does look like this to me!


see, this is jeanne (pronounced JEE-ANN, not JEEN...go figure). she was the 2nd ran over mess of a makeover tragedy to be featured. and her major accomplishment was that she lost, like 150 pounds or something. thats great! i mean, hey, being 300 pounds isn't healthy OR sexy. but what bothered me was that throughout the whole show, neither tim nor veronica really let her have it. you know...tim gunn has a super smart mouth...veronica is like the salt in the wound...he's all-knowing, she's the gorgeous sidekick...he cracks on you...she laughs and then shakes her supermodel tush in your face...you feel inferior to their beauty and fashion sense....they look at your underwear and laugh harder...you feel embarassed....on and on. but it was like, they were so easy on her cuz of her weight issue and i for one, was DISAPPOINTED.





she knows she's fat. she knows she was grotesquely fat not long ago. she knows this is a tv show. so she tried to appeal to their sympathy and it worked. that mess pissed me off. see the girl before her and after her were cute chicks. they just had some off items in their closet. but not only was jeanne a fat, gappy, tatted up mess...HER REAL CLOTHES WERE HORRID!!!!!! some of the worst i've ever seen. yet they never unleashed the dragon on her. she cried when it was time to show her ragged undies so they totally backed off. she ran out of the room and everything! and from that point on, everything she did was perfect.





i hated this ep. and it really made me not want to blog about the show for a while. i say, if you embarass one, embarrass them all....fat or thin, short or tall, married or whatever. don't feel sorry for a chick cuz she's rocking major thunder in her girdle, has duct tape holding her saddlebags up or is one big lump of flab under her spanx. and to top it off, she had approximately three bald spots in her head. who cares?? i mean, you are helping them in the end. so if they cry and roll all over the floor in the process....then the greater the end product.





i'll get over it.


i love you, tim gunn.

1 comment:

Jameil said...

you are cuh-raaaaaaazy! fat, gappy, tatted up mess?? wow... i like this show but that episode did bore me to tears, too. my dad doesn't know all about fashion and he couldn't stand the clothes they picked for her.